Grand Opening Sale

People will buy ANYTHING!
Why do we spend SOOO much money buying things that are free? Don't know what I am talking about? Think about it....

• On the radio tonight I heard an add for radio and then I started thinking, why are people paying for HD radio, when radio is free?

• Then there is the billions of dollars we spend on bottled water every year.

• We buy DIRT, of all things, at the Home Depot!

• This last weekend I saw people paying money to sit at and Oxygen bar. Don't get me wrong, I am sure that Oxygen makes them feel refreshed and energized, much like going outside and taking a deep breath would!

I started trying to think how I could turn this new revelation into get rich quick scheme but I realized that all the good free stuff is already being packaged, marketed and sold at a premium. So I have decided to start selling peace of mind.

Grand Opening Sale! $19.99 a bushel for Peace of Mind.

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